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Here Kitty Kitty

I can't help myself, it's what I do I'm just so addicted to the trade I was too dang scared to steal the dog 'Cause of all the noise he made You can see that I'm a cat burglar By the mask and kitty in my paws It's not like I stole your jewlery box So I'm really not breaking any laws See, I was only gonna borrow him There's no need to sound the alarm I needed this varmint to scratch my back I didn't mean the little fella any harm Now wait just a minute, don't call the cops You caught me red handed with the critter I'll give him back, 'cause he smells like poo So you probably need to change the kitty litter For Francine's Contest "Tell me about it"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 7/23/2014 2:15:00 PM
Awww kitties don't smell, dogs do! Light & Love
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Date: 4/8/2011 4:37:00 AM
lol! This is Brilliant! Larry and so deserving of First Place. Lainie
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Date: 4/6/2011 7:08:00 PM
This is a riot..congats on being top of the heap!..you are one funny man..BG
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Date: 4/6/2011 6:42:00 PM
Great to see you at the top Larry. Congratulations on your worthy first place. "I'll give him back, 'cause he smells like poo" Agreat line Larry, Bravo. Agape, Moses
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Date: 4/6/2011 4:40:00 PM
Love the Cat burglar. great!! congratulations on your win!!!
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Date: 4/6/2011 4:25:00 PM
OMG!!! Too funny...I love it! A well deserved first place win, Larry! Ellen
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Date: 4/6/2011 1:53:00 PM
Congrats Larry on your first place win in Francine's contest .. another awesome creation luv.. enjoy your top spot ..luv..
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Date: 4/6/2011 1:17:00 PM
laughing gas, larry.. congrats for topping the charts! :) huggs
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Date: 4/6/2011 1:04:00 PM
So funny!! Congratulations!!!
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Date: 4/6/2011 12:28:00 PM
Congrats on 1st Place win, my friend. Great job. Well deserved. Kudos. Ralph
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Date: 4/6/2011 11:25:00 AM
Congratulations on your 1st place win Larry in Francine Roberts contest "Tell me about it. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/6/2011 11:19:00 AM
Congratulations and you are right. This was no heroic cat saver. I still haven't forgiven raccoons for stealing all of my grapes. Very funny and a well earned big win.
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Date: 4/6/2011 11:14:00 AM
Larry, you are SOOO funny! Too bad the raccoon didn't steal your mother-in-law. LOL Big congratulations on your first-place win! Well deserved. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 4/6/2011 11:03:00 AM
Congrats Larry on your first place win in the contest, I just love this, loved it all 12 or so times I read it.
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Date: 4/3/2011 2:42:00 PM
funny....different
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Date: 3/30/2011 3:18:00 PM
lol I am laughing so freaking hard right now I'm putting this on my fav poems
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Date: 3/30/2011 12:47:00 PM
Very humorous, my friend. Enjoyed. Best of luck. Ralph
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Date: 3/30/2011 8:16:00 AM
this one brought a smile and chuckle, a very humorous poem, enjoyed reading it.
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Date: 3/30/2011 5:24:00 AM
Enjoyed reading this outstanding humorous piece of poetry this morning Larry. The best to you in Francine's contest. Thank you for sharing it. Love, Carol
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Date: 3/29/2011 9:56:00 PM
thank you for entering my contest Larry, ( and making me spit my pop all over the place laughing)
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