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HEADS UP-Quirky Cook Off

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HEADS UP-Quirky Cook Off

*This poem was written for Nikko's contest.  The letters "H E A D S" weren't allowed.  I won 1st place in the contest :)

Pimp, Cowboy, Gigolo willfully confirm Cook off
Vow to cook juicy concoction!
Pimp forgot cumin, Gigolo forgot flour, Cowboy forgot corn
Gigolo plotting to corruptly copy Cowboy concoction
Cowboy growling “You forging fool !!!”
Unruly Commotion!!!  
Cowboy flipping Gigolo; Gigolo tromping cowboy, Pimp crying “knockout”!
Conflict fizzling…Cook Off Critic got nitpicky….Implying civility 
Critic nibbling Gigolo gyro concoction…critic crying
Critic nibbling Cowboy wonton concoction…critic vomiting
Critic nibbling Pimp minty concoction…critic grinning
Pimp winking, flirting  
Critic wiggling, winking, flirting 
Critic confirm Pimp Cook off Victor!
Cowboy mournful
Pimp ogling!!! Glitz...Glory
Gigolo crying, “You floozy!”  
Unruly Commotion!!!  
Cop cuffing Gigolo to go to court
Tick tock…tick tock….Tick tock
Jury confirm Gigolo guilty!
Pimp, Cowboy, Critic go clubbing 

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 11:18:00 AM
    wow pretty FUN and silly Light & Love

  1. Date: 1/31/2012 9:48:00 PM
    A zeentee teentee heathery beathery bambleery over dover zan tan toosh! A oner a twoer a tickedy seven halibucrackit ten eleven. Pin pan Muskee Dan. Toodle um toodle um 21. Mayhap you listened to such as this in days of youth? Thanks for the smile and chuckle given with this one! SeaWolf

  1. Date: 1/31/2012 5:04:00 PM are amazing!!! Even as many times as I read over mine (dozens)....I still did not spot a cotton-pickin "e"....! Those sneaky letters are not easy to hooray for you, Natalie. Well done!!

  1. Date: 1/31/2012 12:55:00 PM
    Congratulations on your super win today in "Nikko's" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 1/31/2012 11:14:00 AM
    Natalie, absolutely wonderful job with this one and a well deserved 1st place win, congratulations, Greg

  1. Date: 1/31/2012 11:01:00 AM
    Congrats Natalie on your 1st place win in Nikko's contest.Loved it first time around.

  1. Date: 1/31/2012 10:49:00 AM
    NATALIE!!!! I definitely Loved this poem! You got me smiling when I saw your name! Wow, oh wow, you still got me snickering here with the wittiness of it all-- Quirky is definitely spot on! I could just imagine all this going got some very good and unique words here-- send me your mailing address please for that little itty token!! ^_^!! Super duper congrats on your win! ^_^

  1. Date: 1/31/2012 10:46:00 AM
    Natalie congrats on a very clever win, how is the motor?..David

  1. Date: 1/31/2012 10:34:00 AM
    Good one cogratratilations Natalie x

  1. Date: 1/31/2012 10:20:00 AM
    Congrats on your win! I struggled with writing for this contest and you have made it look easy!!Very funny and creative! Blessings, Rhonda

  1. Date: 12/17/2011 5:46:00 PM
    OMG what was that?? A poetic romp through gastronomy LOL one funny woman you are ! Happy Holy days Light & Love

  1. Date: 12/17/2011 7:57:00 AM
    Natalie, The Title caught my eye. I am a chef and forgetting anything in a recipe, one really could not win any cook-off. where was the critic from; Baton Rouge. Great Poem anyway , Good Luck in the Contest; with Love, A Fledgling Poet kenny

  1. Date: 12/16/2011 9:35:00 PM
    Natalie, first, thank you for comments on my post...I aplaud your freedom with this write! jimbo

  1. Date: 12/16/2011 5:57:00 AM
    I enjoyed reading your poetry this morning Natalie. I hope you have a wonderful weekend. I am going to see if I can write something for a couple contests this weekend. Hope you find the inspiration to do the same. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 12/15/2011 11:56:00 PM
    Excellent one.Will be sure in the winners' circle.Thanks for your comment at my page.

  1. Date: 12/15/2011 9:38:00 PM
    Natalie, my gosh, you did an outstanding job. THE BEST I have seen up till now in this contest. I just know Nikko will love it!!

  1. Date: 12/15/2011 4:13:00 PM
    And a bing bam boom... wow, these poems are great. Natalie, you did a fantastic job with this... HEADS off to you, good luck in the contest.

  1. Date: 12/15/2011 11:59:00 AM
    Natalie, ha ha ha ha , it's MAD MAD MAD, think you have pimped your way to the top, i am off for a re-think..David

  1. Date: 12/15/2011 9:45:00 AM
    P.S. - I saw your comment on my own entry. I was thinking the exact same thing - wait to post so that I didn't give people extra ideas for words. But, this way we get an 'originality factor'. From now on in, every new entry is simply plagiarism of a different kind haha! Of course not - just kidding around(but a part of me knows it is true :D).

  1. Date: 12/15/2011 9:42:00 AM
    Wow, Natalie! Your title is definitely fitting - this poem is super quirky. Great job. Hey, you used some of my words(I own them lol). Especially "concoction". Oh! You even used vomit. Nice! Haha! Why didn't I use vomit? Vomiticus Grammaticus will not be impressed that I forgot you his unholy name.