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Hanzel and Grezel

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Hanzel and Grezel

Let me tell you about the notorious two
Well known by both me and you
Terrorising the neighborhood 
They ventured in to the wood
Causing mischief, getting up to no good

Poor old Anne May
Was baking cakes and cookies one day 
Left them to cool by the window on display
Not knowing that the two were stalking their prey
The little sods ate the hot cookies off the baking tray

Then threatened poor granny May to make some more
When she refused they tried to squeeze her in between the oven doors
Lucky a computer hacker running from the police heard her distressful implore
He witnessed the duo trying to cut her up with a saw

They chased after him and caught him in flight
Boy you should have seen he put up a good fight
The police caught them and the duo acted like two little children that had fright
“It’s not like that,” he said, “Go see the old woman, what a sight.”

The police went to Anne May’s house
She was lying all wounded in a bloody blouse
Still squealing like a little mouse
She shook and would say anything until she saw her spouse

The notorious two were eventually taken to jail
The computer hacker now works for the FBI on bail
And if you want to know what happened to poor old May, the story is out on email. 
For those who are blind there is computer screen braille

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  1. Date: 10/20/2010 11:50:00 AM
    Hahaha... Really enjoyed reading your poem:) keep em comin Sidney

  1. Date: 10/8/2010 7:41:00 PM
    Very fun to read SID, I enjoyed your poem with laughs. it is funny how one can turn a story into more fun.. Enjoyed your poem,..p.d.

  1. Date: 10/7/2010 4:50:00 PM
    I love the twist on the childrens poems, you have such a wonderful imagination. Excellent write.

  1. Date: 10/6/2010 1:45:00 PM
    This a such a witty fun write!!!!!! thanks for the smile!!! always Michael

  1. Date: 10/6/2010 12:23:00 PM
    Great write..Vivid imagination..I am glad that I chose this one to read this afternoooon...Sara

  1. Date: 10/6/2010 9:19:00 AM
    Very witty, at the same time humorous write on Hanzel and Grezel as always from you, Sidney

  1. Date: 10/6/2010 8:11:00 AM
    Thats Hot!!

  1. Date: 10/6/2010 7:58:00 AM
    witty write!