Hanzel and Grezel

Let me tell you about the notorious two Well known by both me and you Terrorising the neighborhood They ventured in to the wood Causing mischief, getting up to no good Poor old Anne May Was baking cakes and cookies one day Left them to cool by the window on display Not knowing that the two were stalking their prey The little sods ate the hot cookies off the baking tray Then threatened poor granny May to make some more When she refused they tried to squeeze her in between the oven doors Lucky a computer hacker running from the police heard her distressful implore He witnessed the duo trying to cut her up with a saw They chased after him and caught him in flight Boy you should have seen he put up a good fight The police caught them and the duo acted like two little children that had fright “It’s not like that,” he said, “Go see the old woman, what a sight.” The police went to Anne May’s house She was lying all wounded in a bloody blouse Still squealing like a little mouse She shook and would say anything until she saw her spouse The notorious two were eventually taken to jail The computer hacker now works for the FBI on bail And if you want to know what happened to poor old May, the story is out on email. For those who are blind there is computer screen braille