It's a white Halloween~
It's a perfect night to scream~
There's thunder snow
There's ice on your car
There's no where to go
But trick or treating, and far!
It's a white All Hallows Eve~
There's a tree on the electrical wire~
The night is ripe with tricks and treats
What a pretty tree! With its presents of sparks and fire!
9 Tee peed trees~
8 screaming ghosts~
7 angry hosts~
6 scared children~
5 eggs thrown~
4 pranks; suspects unknown~
3 cheap neighbors giving pretzels~
2 kissing kids~
And a Partridge in a Chocolate Pear Tee Peed Tree!