Submit Your Poems
Get Your Premium Membership

Goofy Stuff

Jack Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison - LIFETIME Premium Member Jack Ellison - Premium MemberPremium Member Send Soup Mail Go to Poets Blog Block poet from commenting on your poetry

Below is the poem entitled Goofy Stuff which was written by poet Jack Ellison. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

Read Poems by Jack Ellison

Best Jack Ellison Poems

+ Fav Poet

Goofy Stuff

In her lifetime, a cow produces Two hundred thousand glasses of milk Wow, they must be total wrecks After a hundred they must start to wilt Your average domestic cat bombs along At about thirty-one miles an hour Especially if old family dog, Rover Is attempting her hide to devour Did you know that old George W. Bush Was once a cheerleader in college I'll bet your life is finally complete Since I passed on that bit of knowledge People spend over three and a half years Whiling away life on the can Headstones should be shaped like toilets And also be equipped with a fan There's a town in PA called Intercourse I wonder what prompted the townsfolk To call their town such a provocative name Guess it was their idea of a joke Studies show most Australian women Will have sex on the very first date Booking my ticket tomorrow morning Heard their climate there is great Seems the next place after the bedroom Most people have sex in the car I'm writing this poem from the back seat Of my gorgeous Nissan GT-R A thousand birdies die each year From smashing headlong into windows Sure not the smartest of God's little creatures Just one step up from the minnow Okay, just a bit more of this crazy talk Then I really must take my leave You lose weight by just smelling bananas I find that quite hard to believe! © Jack Ellison 2013

Post Comments

Please Login to post a comment
  1. Date: 3/11/2013 9:15:00 PM
    WE laughed

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/12/2013 5:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ME is glad!
  1. Date: 3/11/2013 8:23:00 PM
    We will have to figure out some way to take advantage of that three years on the problem for us soupers though I bet....great one Jack..your eye is really weirding me out!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/11/2013 8:32:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Some of my best stuff is created while on the can!!! Sorry about the eye if it's weirding you out! That was my intention! LOL Don't worry, I change my avatar every 6 months or so! Big fat huggeroonies dear Donna! Love ya! xoxxoxoxox
  1. Date: 3/11/2013 11:40:00 AM
    Lose weight by smelling bananas?... I'll never know... When I get that close I eat them...LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/11/2013 11:52:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Have a banana just about every day! Me too, when I get close I eat 'em! LOL Happy Monday... love from "Skinny"! ox
  1. Date: 3/11/2013 11:23:00 AM
    Sure, if you are only smelling the bananas then you are not eating them...thus losing weight! Ha ha! This is a great splash of humorous information my friend! I loved reading this delightful poem this afternoon! You have amazed me with this fun piece What an ingenious display of intriguing knowledge! Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/11/2013 11:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    The Internet is such a great source eh! LOL As always, many thanks my good friend Russell!