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Golfing With Sir Isaac Newton

When I went golfing with Sir Isaac Newton
He hit tee shots that were not comput’in
Though he struck balls sound
They stayed on the ground
Never making it to where he was shootin’

When we went inside to, have a tea
He showed his disgust with, gravity
I said, “That round went to pot
Coz for each hole’s first shot
For some reason you didn’t, grab a tee!”

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  1. Date: 1/20/2014 1:38:00 PM
    LOL - you are a natural at this!! I couldn't resist a poem about Sir Issac playing golf *_*

  1. Date: 12/17/2013 7:39:00 PM
    Oh, this is so much fun. I love limericks but haven't attempted a serious one in years. You've got me thinking now. Keep writing!

  1. Date: 12/14/2013 9:18:00 PM
    haha, Keep up with limericks. they are so fun, like this one.

  1. Date: 12/9/2013 5:26:00 PM
    Clever and entertaining rhymes, David. : ) Thanks for sharing. Always, Laura

  1. Date: 12/8/2013 3:04:00 PM
    David Take a bow! Good & FunnY!! Keep 'em coming!!

  1. Date: 12/8/2013 2:41:00 PM
    David, this is so funny. It's clear that you have a way with humor, as well as with words. Bev

  1. Date: 12/8/2013 4:14:00 AM
    An entertaining piece; it ridicules yet it brought out some humor

  1. Date: 12/7/2013 10:56:00 AM
    An awesome limerick my friend - love your talent - also thanks for your kind comments on my page as well... Hugs