Going Green Again

No, I can’t believe it happened again!
Surely folks think I stand out like Big Ben
     The Jolly Old Green Giant
     Snarls at me, so defiant
Green hair – and I’m not a comedian

It first occurred just before I was wed
Dyed my blonde hair brown; it turned green instead
     Now the chlorine in the pool
     Made me look like quite a fool
And I’ve no option but to shave my head

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 1/7/2014 4:43:00 PM
Oh man you poor girl I've been so their to a degree my daughters turned my hair from blonde two pink twice. I can feel your pain here, it took me months to get it right. cheri
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Date: 12/24/2013 8:33:00 AM
If you see this, Merry XMAS my friend! Love, jimbo
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Date: 11/27/2013 10:29:00 PM
how is my old friend? i'll have to send her something that say's I still love her.
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Date: 11/25/2013 10:10:00 PM
LOL-Not what I was expecting from the title , but it was a pleasant surprise. you had me laughing with this one. That said , I have no doubt that you could pull off the green hair look.
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Date: 11/9/2013 6:02:00 AM
Brilliant and very funny. Just dyed mine so could have had the same problem. Best wishes Linda x
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Date: 10/31/2013 7:48:00 PM
Full of humor! Nice one, Carolyn! Bless you and takecare! Your Souper-Friend! Love,love,love! :-) - Den
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Date: 10/29/2013 11:41:00 AM
Wow...right before the wedding? What a nightmare. Thanks for the fun read, Carolyn!
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Date: 10/18/2013 10:38:00 AM
Cute one..Enjoyed reading the humor..Glad that it is fixed without the shaving..Sara
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Date: 10/12/2013 9:43:00 PM
What an excellent color you have given to your green hairs with a touch of humor and pathos both. Like always you have created a beauty in these lovely lines, my friend Carolyn. Visiting your page is like meeting a very close friend after a long long time. It was a joy to read your lovely Poem after a long gap. Love and best wishes always Carolyn...Ravindra
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Date: 10/6/2013 4:44:00 PM
Hahahaha! Well penned my dear,love your grand style. Haven't seen you comment on people's works,are u still with us? Am really concerned,will be delighted if you kindly rePly by commenting on one of my poems. Wishing you the best. Love and hugs, Always Baron Of Ebullion.
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Date: 9/19/2013 4:24:00 PM
Hello sweetie, Haaa I love this one. Been there, even though I am a natural blonde I do require a little help now and then. My pools have always had fun with my hair. A good cure is to wash your hair with pure Milk 100% It will take out all the green hon...Smiles, Love, Shar
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Date: 9/17/2013 8:49:00 PM
A fun poem to read Carolyn. I hope you are feeling well. I haven't been around much, but it is good to be back enjoying poetry again.
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Date: 9/15/2013 4:07:00 AM
Hahaha...enjoyed the humour here Carolyn.Glad to read this new poem from you.You are missed here ...
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Date: 9/13/2013 11:40:00 AM
Dear Carolyn, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. It is good to see YOU Posting again. I have missed YOU. I have just started writing again also. Superb Limerick I wish I could write one. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Liege.., Harry
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Date: 9/6/2013 4:33:00 PM
Isn't life quirky at times Carolyn? pleased to see a write from you again; alls to play for whilst we are able and poetry sure is bigger than the writers..' (well thats my conclusion anyway) I wish you all the best; Joe..)
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Date: 9/1/2013 4:33:00 PM
Ow my God..Is this our carolyn..I miss you so much dear friend.Im so happy to see you here..I love your limerick..put a smile on my face.Hooray ..so happy i am today
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Date: 8/31/2013 11:48:00 AM
Ha ha, you sure have made me laugh my friend! I truly loved reading this delightful poem here my friend! I am so glad to see you posting again here on the Soup, I have missed you! Thank you for this very funny piece, Great Work!!
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Date: 8/31/2013 11:46:00 AM
- Soooo enjoyable to see you post a new poem Carolyn !! ... You write amazing as always ... Hair grows back .... do not worry !!! - You are missed here, I hope all is well with you. - Love from Norway!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/31/2013 10:35:00 AM
Oh no, say it isn't true!..Dont you dare..how are you? BG
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