Fundamental Questions

I can't say the catty word, much less ******?
I can say dick, prick, hard on anything but the anatomical *****?

Isn't it weird there's a lotta guys named after *****es
and very few women (I don't know one) named after ******s?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 12/12/2011 2:50:00 AM
Very good like it x
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Date: 12/6/2011 6:20:00 PM
Virginia?? LOL any way it's a man's world please read my verse Womb Man you'll enjoy it! Untill the gender neutral the language we'll continue to have to deal with the *rap and god forbid they require gender equity in the laws of the USA or anywhere else!
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Date: 12/5/2011 11:34:00 PM
its a precise one, i love it. I hope to work this way.
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Date: 12/5/2011 9:46:00 PM
who chooses the fair words or the fowl, a chickens chance to learn to howl, a prick so slick has a chance to growl, some joker jerking here:)
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Nancy Jones
Date: 12/5/2011 9:50:00 PM
growlin, howlin, fowlin jerkin, slickin prickin them chickens, as long as it's fun :) backatcha
Date: 12/5/2011 9:42:00 PM
A fun read, Nancy! did you ever see the Seinfeld episode on the clitoris rhymed name?
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Nancy Jones
Date: 12/5/2011 9:43:00 PM
Dang, Andrea!!! How'dya do that? You can say clitoris but I can't say vagina?... wanna trade?
Date: 12/5/2011 9:19:00 PM
It all boils down to how you look at it. We already know what's on the censor's mind. Geez, last election my buddy asked if I like Bush and I told him "Since I was twelve." He said I was sick. I asked him if he liked Chaney? gotta love it!!
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Nancy Jones
Date: 12/5/2011 9:26:00 PM
Vince, my friend, I will never cease to be amazed how you can make my furthest from political poems political. I salute ya, sorta. Grins and namaste to ya ~N
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