Footling Around With More Super Duper Soupers

JEALOUS of my poem being featured this week Ms Onclaud? It’s not like you to be so: Petty, Nettie You mind floating me a loan? Rumor has it that you’re richer than J. Paul: Getty, Nettie Ow, that hurt! Look, you left a mark… Linda with a rather shocking head cold picking contest winners: Eeedie PD.. You seem to be rather flighty today dear...You need to keep your feet on solid Terra: Firma, Irma! So you’re gonna slap me TOO? Wait a sec, let me turn the other cheek…Oweee! (sniffle) Who the heck was that pretty Latino lass that just walked by? Do you think: That was SKAT oz? So how bout a vacation to Australia?…Have you ever seen the opera house in: Sydney, Sydney? You don’t like OPERA?... WELL! I never! (and I probably never will) Since we’re at the casino, how bout a game of: Roulette, Suzette? Well, we lost our asses but we sure had fun… Any: Regrets Suzette? There there…Let’s go find our asses okay? Next time I think we should take a cab… I seen Eileen At the mall and she walked right past me without speaking! I mean, Eileen… What’s up with THAT? I appreciate your most kind comments my friend...You are blessed with good: Karma, Charma And thanks for making pancakes for me, but where is the: Syrup, Cheer-cup? I mis-pronounced your last name huh?...Also the word 'sear-ip'...Us rednecks say 'surr-up' which rhymes with 'Chur-cup'...Okay! I'll stop rambling! Stop being such a GROUCH and: Cheer up, Cheer-cup!