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Five and Fifty

When I was two and twenty The lassies were abundantly plenty And dance all night long Was not the name of a song But something we all did aplenty, Then there came three and thirty The women became much more flirty And all knew my name For I was king of my game And I never did anyone dirty. Next I turned four and forty And I started to gain much seniority The men called me Sir And all the ladies would purr For I was a man of authority. Now that I'm five and fifty My game has turned a bit shifty The ladies are few I need my dentures to chew And my dancing is done in a jiffy! Timothy I. Brumley

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 9/19/2011 10:07:00 PM
Tim, your flirty humor shines through with this one. Love the advancing age idea that takes you through the different stages with the ladies. :) :) :)
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Date: 5/17/2010 9:35:00 AM
LOL! Very funny! SAD but funny 'cause I know all bout that dancing part - need to sit down after hoofing it up for only 30 seconds. And yup, that's me, grandma of poor grammar! And thanks my friend for the congrats! Keep it up with that keen wit of yours! Patty
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Date: 5/15/2010 8:45:00 PM
lol. Very true and funny Timothy. I got a chuckle from it. Thanks.
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Date: 5/15/2010 9:31:00 AM
This one is really good Tim, humerous, i see you've filled up your profile already.
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Date: 5/15/2010 3:30:00 AM
Humorus write about the aging process, put a smile on this old face..
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Date: 5/14/2010 9:52:00 PM
A very humorous poem. Nice observations I enjoyed. Don't forget to write when two and sixty
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