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Failed Philosophy Students

Philosophers debated:
Can a medium ever be small or large?
Is faux leather from fake cows?
Does a hypochondriac think he has everything except hypochondria?
Do denture wearers always give us false smiles?
If a snail loses its shell, does it become a slug?

For Su’s Suzette Prime contest, 27th November

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  1. Date: 1/7/2013 7:13:00 PM
    I really like this one Jack. Pretty witty. Got me going.

  1. Date: 1/1/2013 6:08:00 AM
    Hey Jack.." ( way to go ) simply Exellent; this is funny and touches on Deeper thoughts also, so pleased to read indeed..!

  1. Date: 12/20/2012 1:50:00 AM
    Liked it,,, I have these same question ;} Have a Merry Christmas ;}

  1. Date: 12/18/2012 3:59:00 PM
    Insightful little queries jack. Enjoyed very much.

  1. Date: 12/16/2012 11:09:00 AM
    sure did enjoy this one and it's great to see it on the winners list, Jack. Congratulations.

  1. Date: 12/15/2012 6:06:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win jack my friend xx

  1. Date: 12/14/2012 9:05:00 PM
    Jack , congratulations in the "SUZETTE PRIME:" contest... :-) PD

  1. Date: 12/14/2012 6:39:00 PM
    Oh my my actually makes sense ;) Congrad's on your win in this challenging form Light & Love

  1. Date: 12/14/2012 10:26:00 AM
    This one made me smile :-) CONGRATULATIONS on your win in the SUZETTE PRIME contest, Jack. Love, Suzette

  1. Date: 12/7/2012 9:39:00 AM
    Yes yes yes Jack

  1. Date: 12/1/2012 12:27:00 PM
    Oh gosh Jack still laughing , need to change undies if not careful. just love these. xx

  1. Date: 12/1/2012 4:42:00 AM
    A very interesting poem and very smart questions here too. I think this makes for a great entry in the contest. Good luck.

  1. Date: 11/30/2012 2:44:00 PM
    this is very clever jack, good luck with this entry

  1. Date: 11/29/2012 5:08:00 PM
    jack, I had not a clue what to do with this particular contest, but if you did it correctly, wow, you came up with a clever little poem of interesting questions. HOw are you today, my friend? I didn't see a recent email from you and I am through with emails for the day, so just wanted to say hello to you here. Hope all is well. Luv, Andrea

  1. Date: 11/28/2012 7:05:00 AM
    Jack, wonderful poem for this very difficult contest, best of luck. Constance

  1. Date: 11/27/2012 4:35:00 PM
    I love what you have crafted for this write, a very difficult venture to say the least! I don't know where to go for this contest, a true dilemma! Maybe I can write on just that subject, dilemmas! Anyway, fantastic piece m friend! Great Work!!

  1. Date: 11/27/2012 3:34:00 PM
    Well personally I heard that there was a man once who kept telling the doctors that he was sick but they said wasn't a thing wrong with him..His wife found him dead in the bed one morning and called the doctor and said you remember my husband who you said just thought that he was sick well this morning he thinks he is dead..Reads like a winner in Su's contest..Good luck..Thanks for stopping by..Sara

  1. Date: 11/27/2012 2:35:00 PM
    Very clever and funny, Jack! Best of luck in Suzette's Contest! Ruben.

  1. Date: 11/27/2012 2:24:00 PM
    The five of the mysteries of the universe, Jack! Clever & funny... Terry (good luck in the contest)