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Ewmer Fudd and Buggs Bunny Paint the Town Wed

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Ewmer Fudd and Buggs Bunny Paint the Town Wed

Got home awound twee (I was dwunk as a wouse)
Awose pwomptly at five wit' dwy cotton-mouth
I knew wather soon my day was gonna' bwow
When I stwuggled outta' bed and stubbed my wight toe
Fwopped back on the mattwess cwying and twitchin' 
Staggoid back up and wimped to the kitchen
Stumbled to the counter to bwew Folger's bwend
Spiwwed it down my Hanes and boint my widdle fwend
Hobbled to the bathwoom to wustle up some Tums
Twipped on my fwip-fwop and bwuised my weft bun

Should not have cawoused wit' owe Bugsey wast night
Now my head hoits and de wight is too bwight
If I had not dwunk gin for my mowale booster
I coulda' swept in trew 'dat wascally wooster

(Don't feel wike wunning dat siwwy wat-wace
Tink I might caw in sick at the Woony-Tune pwace)

***Inspired by quote #4 in Giorgio's contest 
Tim Wyerson wote dis (Tim Ryerson)

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  1. Date: 12/24/2013 7:34:00 AM
    Congrats on your winning work..Way to go!!! Merry, Merry Christmas To You And Your Family!!! Sara

  1. Date: 12/21/2013 3:51:00 PM
    Elmer's hanging out with Bugs, eh? I kinda thought Wile E Coyote would be his bud considering that they both play the same basic part. Congrats! Roy

  1. Date: 12/20/2013 4:21:00 AM
    Enjoyed the write on the selected quote and congrats on the fine win, Tim

  1. Date: 12/19/2013 8:55:00 PM
    Tim, Congratulations on your awesome win... always~ LINDA

  1. Date: 12/19/2013 6:49:00 PM
    Crazy funny and good still!!!!! Congratulations.... :-)

  1. Date: 12/19/2013 2:27:00 PM
    You are a 'vewy hilawious' man. Love this brilliant, creative and witty poem. Congrats on the well deserved win. ")

  1. Date: 12/19/2013 12:13:00 PM
    - Congratulations on your winning poem Tim in: Relate your poem to one of these quotes, Contest - Sponsored by: Giorgio V. - Nice to participate - and enjoyable to read ALL winning poems! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 4/15/2013 8:56:00 PM
    Tim, Congratulations with your winning poem in Heather's "Famous Couples/Duos" contest. ~Always* Linda

  1. Date: 4/13/2013 9:24:00 AM
    Liked this from the get-go Tim--Congrats!

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 3:45:00 PM
    wow that was sure a mouthful! LOL Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 2:12:00 PM
    haha this raised a smile, certainly different! congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 1:17:00 PM
    This so clever, cute and FUNNY. Congrats on being placed. It is on my favs list.

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 12:58:00 PM
    Congrats, Tim. Excellent. Ralph

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 12:25:00 PM
    Exciting twist here... Not disqualified!Congrats on your win~ A.O

  1. Date: 4/11/2013 10:52:00 PM
    Many congrats dear friend for this win.

  1. Date: 4/11/2013 1:25:00 PM
    Now this is gweat! I woved it! Congwaduwations!

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 9:24:00 PM
    :D Congrats

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 9:15:00 PM
    Another gem, you and Mandy tickled my funny bone. Congratulations.

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 7:07:00 PM
    I love your parody. congratulations. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 3:43:00 PM
    Tim this is so crazy funny and good..congrats..Donna