Everytime I'M Sad

I want to say you're silly and perhaps a little mad Infact, you're effing cuckoo because everytime I'm sad You always make me laugh til I pee my girlie knickers I believe the sense in you comes in waves and flickers And everytime I fall you're as constant as the ground You walk me to the edge to say 'its a frikkin long way down' You pull me back to safety as the rocks begin to crumble But giggle like a doofus when I trip and stumble Your humour has no boundaries, you're just as sick as I You make me want to put cocktail sticks in my eyes You rip my lack of boobies, love my sheer vulgarity You send me filthy pictures of parts I shouldn't see You do all this because you just love to see me laugh At the risk of sounding cheesy you're the best mate one could have That's why I keep this secret, This tiny bit of truth, That everytime I'm sad and whine It's because I can't have you