Elevated Laughter

I stood on the steps To look at a Girraffe Enormous eyelashes Soon caused me to laugh She seemed some what offended As She batted her eyes She never had this affect On any other guys The oxygen must be thin All of a sudden she could talk She said if I kept laughing She would turn around and walk If any one was funny She said it had to be me A neck so short an scrawny must make it really hard to see She took her very long tongue Started licking my ear She said she'd never seen one That was so small and so dear I was a little surprised As I took a short step back I tripped and fell through the air Then I landed with a wack She could not help herself It's her that had the last laugh As for the butt bruised me I seen a laughing Girraffe She said so long shorty I'm more into tall guys She turned and away As I yelled my goodbyes