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Dumb Broad

D ear Depressed GIRL fiend, Stop whining
U nless you actually think any man wants a
M oping, little losers who has not a wit of
B rains in her head. Consider the fact baby,
B imbo’s seldom keep the man. Did the
R abbit die? Well, we’re more modern
O n that front now, so go pee on a stick
A nd find out if you’re a baby-mama? Does
D addy have a last name?

Disrespectfully Yours
Agony Aunt

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  1. Date: 5/12/2014 10:26:00 PM
    Woe - or Whoa! lol that was nasty -nice ... loved the awesome truth coupled with the phenomenal wordplay.

  1. Date: 4/4/2014 11:29:00 PM
    you just had to lay it straight for her.. great jpb, debbie and what an amazing win!.. huggs

    Guzzi Avatar Debbie Guzzi
    Date: 4/5/2014 7:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    well Agony Aunt did anyway Debbie would be more likely to awww baby her - perhaps Agony would have been doing her the real favor?
  1. Date: 4/3/2014 10:14:00 PM

  1. Date: 4/3/2014 9:31:00 PM
    Creative all the way, I always loved the acrostic form Deb, congrats on your win luv xxx

  1. Date: 4/3/2014 12:08:00 PM
    Debbie, :) Congratulations, the poem's awesome. Enjoyed your vice.... luv LINDA

  1. Date: 4/3/2014 8:44:00 AM
    ooh harsh , congratulations love xx

  1. Date: 3/12/2014 6:28:00 PM
    Fun-Funny!! : D ... and so true!

  1. Date: 3/7/2014 2:40:00 PM
    LOL, had a chuckle at this one, Debs

  1. Date: 3/4/2014 5:16:00 PM
    hahaha. Love how you wrote "disrespectfully" This was sure a fun contest once I got myself into this one!! Did you mean Moping in line three?

  1. Date: 3/3/2014 9:05:00 AM
    MORE OVER ANN LANDERS!!! This was sizzling....You sure worked this one, Debbie. Depressed might go and jump off a high rise after reading it, told her!

    Guzzi Avatar Debbie Guzzi
    Date: 3/3/2014 10:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    you but the woman only gives out agony! That's why they call her that
  1. Date: 2/24/2014 8:56:00 AM
    Okay - excuse me: this is what I meant to comment Aye carumba. I sense a little anger here. Great job. I have not had a drop to drink. love, Kathy

    Guzzi Avatar Debbie Guzzi
    Date: 2/24/2014 11:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    yup it makes me mad, it a weak point of mine I don't seem to have any patience for 'foolish?' people? I'm working on being more accepting?
  1. Date: 2/24/2014 8:54:00 AM
    I can't get it right. I sense a little anger here. My words keep going missing.

  1. Date: 2/24/2014 8:53:00 AM
    Aye c Nice job love, Kathy

    collins Avatar kathryn collins
    Date: 2/24/2014 8:53:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    meant aye carumba
  1. Date: 2/22/2014 6:45:00 PM
    Love every word, even if I did miss read 'fiend' on the first glance.

  1. Date: 2/21/2014 10:44:00 PM
    This is very awesome, such a wondrous write this poem truly is my friend! I really enjoyed reading this powerfully intriguing piece this evening! What a superior poem, Great Work!!

  1. Date: 2/21/2014 8:37:00 PM
    I have met many women who fit that description. One question: In your first line, did you really want to include "fiend" in your writing? You may have missed hitting the "r" key on your keyboard.

    Guzzi Avatar Debbie Guzzi
    Date: 2/22/2014 7:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I meant fiend, the columnist is meant to cause AGONY, pain, hurt so she's nasty yes?
  1. Date: 2/21/2014 7:24:00 PM
    Love this one, Deb. so funny. Best wishes in the contest. love and hugs, catie :)