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Dream Sonnet

Aye t’was a beautiful breeze come a wafting through the trees,
The bonnie belles carpeted under the green ivy all a climb,
When along came me lassie, me favourite squeeze,
And to be sure now I’ll have a time of it makin’ this rhyme.

But I’ll not let that stop me, I’ll jest have me a nip,
As I describe me fair dream and the swing of her hip, 
the coarse hair fairly bristling o’er her upper lip,
And her dirty knickers hangin’ below her slip.

Ah such a fair one me heart did skip; to her me mug I’ll tip!
Couldn’t keep me hands off her as her nose begun to drip,
She had dried dinner on her cheek; oh how she did sneeze!
Whilst in girly fashion wiped her nose on her sleeve.

Kin ya blame me barkeep? Can ya try an perceive?
Why I woke in the night and started to heave?

Copyright © Robert A. Dufresne

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  1. Date: 4/13/2012 10:03:00 AM
    Lol This is really quite a funny one (: Thanks for sharing

  1. Date: 4/2/2012 1:48:00 PM
    lol, this is the first funny sonnet i've read and it's great. congats on your wins, my friend

  1. Date: 4/1/2012 10:43:00 PM
    Cleverly written and hilarious, Robert! Thanks for the laugh this evening and thanks for your kind comment on my cobwebs and dust poem. Blessings, Rhonda

  1. Date: 4/1/2012 1:06:00 PM
    Sounds like a nightmare Robert and it had me laughing all the way to the end. You do portray a Scotsman with great style though even though I know different! :)

  1. Date: 3/31/2012 11:37:00 AM
    Let's hope the negative charms of your lassie were only a dream, else a shower is in order, clean bedding, and a bit of coke syrup. Enjoyed so much. Love, daver

  1. Date: 3/30/2012 5:55:00 PM
    LOL! Well done, and funny! Thanks for sharing, Robert, and thanks for your comments on my poems. Best wishes, Caroline.

  1. Date: 3/30/2012 6:03:00 AM
    Where did this week go I wonder again. But hey I have enjoyed reading your poetry this morning Robert. I hope you have a wonderful weekend filled with joy and happiness. Keep writing and sharing your poetry. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 3/29/2012 4:20:00 PM
    Sonnet - good; girl - not so good. You can do better when lookin' for a lass.

  1. Date: 3/29/2012 4:05:00 PM
    LOL Rob, this lass doesn't sound all that "bonnie" to me...coarse hair, dirty knickers and dinner dried on her cheek??? No wonder you started to "heave." I hope I don't ever meet up with this lass's twin brother! Very funny!! Love, carolyn