Drama Queen: Her Typical Day

Just don't come any closer, I'm angry with you You hesitated when answering, If I sparkle in blue You never bother to tell me that I looked good today You're my boyfriend, OMG- Why do you treat me this way!? .........HeeHee! You kissed me.... It's okay, I love you You know I'd never be angry with the things that you do Which reminds me- OH GOODNESS- Prom is in May! It's December, and soon it'll be Valentines Day! I need to go shopping, take me to the mall? ... ... AGGGH! ... Oh, thanks, my sweetie, for saving my fall But what, you have practice? That's more important than me? I'm your girlfriend, nobody else is so freakin' pretty!!! Still, I know your coach will be okay- He needs to understand I need a dress for Valentines Day. I KNOW IT"S DECEMBER! Why don't you understand? If you don't take me to the mall- I won't hold your hand There, there- that's better. And yes, I love you Agh! Look at these dresses, Okay- the red or the blue? You hesitated again, do you not like the style? Answer me, boy, or we won't drive one more mile! .....You're doing WHAAAAAT? You can't break up with ME! I'm your girlfriend, nobody else is so freakin' pretty!!! Take me home. I don't want to see you again I hated you anyways, you're like all the other men.