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"Does my butt look big ?"

I was with my girlfriend at dinner
With each bite she took, she got thinner
Until she was just skin and bone
I blinked twice and I was alone
I then woke up, lying next to her

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  1. Date: 9/30/2010 12:50:00 AM
    guess i've been missing out on your work Mitch, will try and catch up with your poems. Harry

  1. Date: 9/25/2010 6:47:00 PM
    Now that is a good question Mitch, lol, where was she all that time.. enjoyed my poem,.p.d.

  1. Date: 8/22/2010 12:33:00 AM
    A very weird dream that must have been, Mitch. Hey where have you been , stranger??

  1. Date: 8/18/2010 4:43:00 PM
    Mitch, you are one of my favorite humor writers. A quickie Doctor Phobia contest has been posted. Got two entries and won't be putting a blog up on it until tomorrow. Hope you can send some laughs my way. I am trying to reduce stress about the doctor appointment I have on Monday. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 8/14/2010 8:52:00 PM
    This is really funny, Mitch. I was away on vacation when you posted it and came across it when I was checking for some new work from you. Hope you're okay. We miss ya! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 8/7/2010 7:52:00 PM
    Mitch are you ok?? Haven't heard from you lately...Missing your poetry!!

  1. Date: 8/1/2010 12:51:00 AM weird! and so funny. ~Always&Forever Lynette

  1. Date: 7/26/2010 12:13:00 PM
    Congratulations on your winning poem Mitch in John Freeman's contest"Compromising Dreams". Love,Carol

  1. Date: 7/25/2010 6:10:00 AM
    OH .. well u need to use a little imagination.. a dream sequence.. am falling naked ..oh... dreaming of passionate intents... and in the end ..wake up in my LUV's arms... nice dream yes?? thankxxx ... let me know if this makes sense now..with luv.. have a great Sunday.. my friend..

  1. Date: 7/24/2010 1:01:00 PM
    Don't know what could have happened Mitch but am down the beach with my fiance' today..its 103 in the shade here.. my comment below is pretty clear on your winning poem.. is that what u meant? with luv..

  1. Date: 7/23/2010 11:22:00 PM
    oh, cool . So you rented it just because I mentioned the title to you? I love that movie.

  1. Date: 7/23/2010 9:34:00 AM
    LUV this one Mitch.. congrats on your big win in John's contest.. original and unique ..creative too.. enjoy your victory dance.. shal we??? with luv..

  1. Date: 7/23/2010 5:17:00 AM
    thanks for the laugh...hahaha

  1. Date: 7/23/2010 3:56:00 AM
    Full of humor. I enjoyed it

  1. Date: 7/22/2010 9:57:00 PM
    Hey NICE one. Congratulations, Mitch!! Did you ever ead Stephen King's Thinner. It's SO cool and just like this dream!

  1. Date: 7/22/2010 9:29:00 PM
    Smile, No honey it is so small I can hardly see it. Congratulations, Mitch on a great poem. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 7/22/2010 9:22:00 PM
    Congratulations on your funy limerick and congratulations. Joyce

  1. Date: 7/22/2010 3:40:00 PM
    Today as I read this piece you have written I am thankful that you have shared it with us. I hope you will present us with more of your poetry in the near future. Don't let your ink dry out. I wish you the best in your writing endeavors whatever they may be Mitch. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 7/22/2010 1:07:00 PM
    enjoyed reading...witty...what did you feed her to make her shrink? I need some!

  1. Date: 7/22/2010 12:03:00 PM
    VERY CUTE Mitch.. good luck in the contest.. quite original too.. enjoyed my friend.. hope all has been well for u.. with work and all.. my entry is "Nymphette".. what else?? haha.. with luv.