Diet Coke Break

Create your own diet coke break is what the adverts say, So I decided to give it a go earlier on today I was in the local shop buying my favourite tin, When the man of my dreams just floated in So I hung around the haribo’s and the Berti Bassett’s, Conjuring a plan to view his assets Reassuring myself “he’ll never know”, I thought what the hell I’ll give it a go And my plan worked out cause when I dropped my gum, He picked it up while I glared at his bum But caught in the moment I let temptation win, And to my embarrassment I sunk my teeth in I was so ashamed he must have thought I was mad, That’s the last time I’ll listen to a TV ad!