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A great new loan rate for your New Year plans it is the very best each week we gain more fans. We"ll screw you blooming silly yes we will milk you dry, have you paying interest till the day you die! Much worse than a student loan or an equity release we hound you every week, you never get no peace. We"re an experienced provider with award-winning product range if you don"t get in touch we"ll think you very strange. You can cry "Mis-sold" when you try to go to court but we have stitched you up and your efforts we will thwart. We even sell you health care that when you might be ill, we promise you the earth but you took to many pills! There is no credit crunch you are our money onus don"t believe the press reports that we made a ten Mill bonus! You cause damaging delay to this countries January sales if you don"t sign up now the World economy could fail! We do nothing but special offers of that you will discover we even say no way to warranty breakdown cover. We bring it all together you get ten days for free then process you so quick you"re locked in without a key! So you pick up that phone and give us quick a call why would a decent person even attempt to stall. You know your Country needs you there is no stumbling block my goodness you must hurry it is going limited stock! You have made us happy Bankers what more can be said oh, we need to repossess your home your balance just turned Red! So sorry about that but you should not have bet that in this World decline you could repay our debt. Well a lesson has been learned you must stay out the Red don"t part with hard earned cash just shove it below your bed! Too many are so greedy at first you might not see, but if you really must lose money just send it all to Me!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 2/29/2012 6:57:00 AM
Ned this poem is a pleasure to read. - oxox Anne-Lise
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Date: 1/18/2012 8:09:00 AM
Enjoyed your witty poem, Ned. Love, Kim
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