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Dental Floss

Eat a poppy bagel And you’d sure be at a loss If you did not have access to A string of dental floss. Toothpicks aren’t strong enough To dig out all the seeds. Dental floss, in mint or plain, Is what a person needs. You can tell the flossers From the dental-flosser-nots; The latter group, when smiling, Will flash teeth with polka dots!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 8/16/2013 4:15:00 PM
Got a big smile and chuckle out of this one Ilene!...Congrats on your win - Tim
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Date: 8/11/2013 4:20:00 PM
Love this witty and humorous poem. Very well done and congrats on your win :)
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Date: 8/11/2013 2:39:00 PM
Ilene, love it.... ....... congratulations!!! Love ~SKAT~
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Date: 8/11/2013 10:30:00 AM
Congratulations on your winning place luv xx
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Date: 8/11/2013 6:25:00 AM
Good morning Ilene, congratulations!!! , Thank you for the lovely entry.:-) When you have time enjoy the winners and my sweet blog * Called "The Liberty Bell" http://www.poetrysoup.com/poetry_blogs/blog_detail.aspx?BlogID=15780&PoetID=18720 Have yourself a nice and beautiful Sunday... PS... stop by my newest poem if you like. "Summer Rain" http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poem_detail.aspx?ID=498166 XOX-love Linda
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Date: 10/31/2012 1:01:00 PM
Love lemon poppyseed muffins. Keep smiling and thanx for making me smile. Floss or not.
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Date: 10/25/2012 9:50:00 AM
Cute one..I got a chuckle..I am glad that I chose it to read today..Thanks for the visits to my work..Your encouraging comments are always so uplifting..Sara
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Date: 10/25/2012 9:31:00 AM
grinning here from er to ear, ilene... littered with fun, lol..:) huggs!
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Date: 10/25/2012 8:02:00 AM
Cute, thanks for the chuckle New guy Rick
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