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Leelah, how about that spelling?……….Leelah, how close is the spelling to that and the name is cool, especially because it makes them think of Clapton.  well no matter the spelling this poem is written solely to rile up a lady who seems to like to get verbally riled up, and looks so cute getting verbally riled up!  (“my intentions are good, please don’t let me be misunderstood”) what song is that from..okay St Leelah, here’s some woids! 


Yeah yeah, I heard all about your word
I read your comic book through and through
My eyes absorbed the absurd premise about a taunting and talking snake
And along with Thomas I am one of the doubting few

Yeah yeah, there was this apple 
And a word you called “temptation”
So the chick sacrificed a rib and ate of the fruit
And as for me your whole novel causes me only consternation

Now let’s examine the exhibits exposed
Exhibit “A” is ridiculous at best
Exhibit “B” proves that your god has a sick sense of humor
And as for the results of further examination simply eliminate the rest

There’s only one thing missing in your comic book
There are no multi-colored images and/or illustration
You and your staff wrote a whole lot of stuph
However were you to ask me my religion I would reply “I worship fascination”
     © 2011.…..
        FONDLY ~free ~cee!~
A man can have his dreams, can’t he?

Copyright © jeffry cohan

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  1. Date: 11/10/2011 12:25:00 PM
    As long as what he dreamed don't get him reamed. Tony