Craving

I was sure I was dreaming, I woke up in a meadow screaming, then I found myself scheming The craving hit me so fast, I didn't think that it would last. I never felt it in the past I saw a cow chewing his cud, it came upon me in a flood, that what I wanted was, blood I said, Mr. Cow, please don't flip, with all that blood could I have a sip, no need to worry, it's just a nip He said, moo-ve over, you're standing on my clover, why not ask your dog, Rover I said to Rover, come to me he bared his teeth for me to see, letting me know it couldn't be Then I saw a black cat, he said, here take my stinking rat I told him I couldn't do that Next I came upon a man, he said his name was Dan and I wasn't part of his plan I showed him my eyes of fire, he said, whatever you desire, my thirsty little vampire.