Crack of the Moon

I joined a nudist colony, Was that a big mistake! Everyone's naked, in the buff, Sippin' soda by a lake A big ol' gal named Marsha, Stepped on a banana peel; Our feet got tangled together, As we tumbled down a hill! My life had flashed before me, Flesh was crowdin' my space; By the time we hit rock bottom, Her moon was in my face! I fought like hell for freedom, Her butt was crushin' my skull; I was feelin' rather groggy, My vision was goin' dull! Mounds of sweat overwhelmed me, Six others came to assist, Beneath that skin I was tastin', The biggest butt I ever kissed! With a heave and a ho, I was free, My body was a mangled mess; I spent a week on the sofa, An ugly sight, I must confess! You might say I'm stupid, It'll roll right off my back; I never used marijuana, But I've had my share of crack!