Cos I Rolled In Fox Poo

Oh my she has that look in her eye Means something nasty is going to happen to me Gives me a biscuit and tells me I’m a good girl The fur on the back of my neck starts to curl Come along Tilly she said it’s a shower for you All because I rolled in fox poo Collar is off, towels at the ready I looked her straight in the eye and said I had one last month. What do you think you’r at I am not some poncey dog or a fluffy cat I am a brave Boxer Girl with a bark like a rottie Scares people to death think it’s so funny So here I stand all over a quiver The water nice and warm I will try not to slither Wow smelly shampoo come on now why do you bother Rather smell of fox poo will just roll in another Can’t understand humans why they get so uptight Cos I rolled in fox poo is that not alright You soak in a bath and smell of flowers and things You think that’s alright , well I think Fox poo swings