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cos i rolled in fox poo

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cos i rolled in fox poo

Oh my she has that look in her eye
Means something nasty is going to happen to me
Gives me a biscuit and tells me I’m  a good  girl
The fur on the back of my neck starts to  curl

Come along Tilly she said it’s a shower for you
All because I rolled in fox poo
Collar is off, towels at the ready
I looked her straight in the eye and said

I had one last month. What do you think you’r at
I am not some poncey dog  or a fluffy cat
I am a brave Boxer Girl with a bark like a rottie
Scares people to death think it’s so funny

So here I stand all over a quiver
The water nice and warm I will try not to slither
Wow smelly shampoo  come on now why do you bother
Rather smell of fox poo will just roll in another

Can’t understand humans why they get so uptight
Cos I rolled in fox poo is that not alright
You soak in a bath and smell of flowers and things
You think that’s alright  , well I think Fox poo swings

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  1. Date: 2/1/2013 11:52:00 AM
    ahhaha this is so CUTE, Seren and JUST what the animal would be thinking!!!

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts
    Date: 2/1/2013 1:40:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thankd Andrea, was beginnning to think only the minority could comment on fox poo or they just didmnt like it.
  1. Date: 1/31/2013 7:29:00 AM
    Ha ha, this is quite the hilarious write my friend! I really loved reading this delightful tale of this poor dog that just really wanted to enjoy some fox poo (I have a Yorkie so I know what you mean)! I thought you did awesome putting this poem in the perspective of the dog, that was great! What a fun loving piece, Excellent Work!!

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts
    Date: 2/1/2013 1:39:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Russell..Seren
  1. Date: 1/31/2013 1:33:00 AM
    Hi Seren good moring you have just given me my first smile of the day wonderful, love it just how I imagine my dogs feel at bath time, have a great day my friend, all the best Owen

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts
    Date: 1/31/2013 1:44:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    wow thanks for stopping by, hoped a few dog lovers would. lol What breed dogs do you have?...Seren