Contest Madness

I brazenly came on this site, I wrote and wrote with all my might. I clicked a button that said contest, "Sure, stick me in there", I'll do my best. Maybe I'll win a big, fat pizza for my story, instead, their offering something called a Glory. Now I see I'm in big trouble, what's an Ethere, or even double ? Who the heck is Rondle ? My second sister's name is Rhonda...? I think this will be just like hell. right now I wear out the comma. What's a form ? Whose on first ? What's the norm ? I think I'll burst ! Pass me some of that medical marijuana, I really think I want my Momma ! This ole' dawg may never learn, that doesn't mean I won't return. "I don't know ", I hit a lot, wish I knew just what was what.