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Computer Troubles

My damn computer always freezes
It huffs and it puffs then just gives out
I would really like to know what that's about

I have a pop up blocker but that doesn't do it's job
I scream "Oh Jesus Oh God
Why do you hate me so?"
There's too much anguish even I don't know
CTRL ALT DELETE shut it down
or I swear I'll throw this thing on the ground

I killed the last one - it just when black
Now I have a bloody 'ninety nine Compaq
Sure I have DSL and super fast speed
What good does that do me if it's not what I need?
I Want a big ol' sledge hammer to smash this to bits
but heaven knows even that isn't worth it

I know I should complain better something than nothing at all
At least now I don't have to worry about missing a phone call
I sigh and I grunt, I even groan
I guess this is better than being stuck here alone
I can always turn on this retina burning screen 
Wait for someone to instant message me
I wish I knew what this was about
or if I could just figure it out
My computer always freezes.

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