Car Park Cubicles

OR What I Learned on the Web Today The whorehouse of the future At least in Zurich’s mind Is a bunch of car park cubicles For hookers and their kind This series of sex-box places Where clients will drive into Are on a 1st come-1st served basis That will keep them from your view Town folks by the way Had this to say We can’t rid the town of hookers So we must learn to control it And to keep out creepy lookers We will also then patrol it With the women by their boxes There is no lost travel times And that means these red-light foxes Can collect a few more dimes We’re just thinking of the ladies And of their clientele And a little of the citizens Who within this town now dwell If ever you’re in Zurich And you need to park your car Don’t stop where there are red lights If there, you’ve gone too far