Bowser At the Computer

Bowser at the Computer By Elton Camp When I came home early from work one day, My young dog at the computer I found at play And at something on the screen he was staring About any other thing Bowser wasn’t caring I quickly and firmly made my irritation clear “Out! What in the world are you doing in here.” Bower looked at me with surprise, shock and start And his hairy paw toward the Delete key did dart I was too quick and grabbed the scruff of his neck So that what he was viewing I’d be able to check You can imagine my shock, horror and surprise At the website I saw right there before my eyes The URL that was shown at the top of the screen Was one I hadn’t hear of and surely never seen It was a pornographic site called hottestdogs.com Now I saw what it was that so fascinated that bum Pictures of female dogs were all over the place All of them naked—it was such a total disgrace Now I have done what I previously neglected To prevent this, computer is password protected