Beth's Story

This I wrote as a joke for a friend, she had been singing the trucker wife blues for a few days........ All ready married for a hundred years A middle aged man had to try the gears Best thing he'd done Since he gave up the beers She said good bye with a tear Missing him was a fear Now she hates to hear I'm coming home dear A broken record That continues to play He moans and groans Just on and on The king has arrived So drop what your doing Why can't he just stay gone And leave her the heck alone