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Assinine Thought Attempting Humor

Funny thought.... chiwuawa bites a man's boot without said man knowing the dog was even there....dog ends up with doggie dentures....the owner sues said man for cruelty to animals....case denied when his boot was put on display with teeth still embedded in the bite marks....evidence shows that the dog was suffering from gum disease. The judge ruled that the owner of the boot could collect fees for tooth extractions!!

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Date: 1/29/2012 3:13:00 AM
loved it....bet the dog owner was looking somewhat "down-in-the-mouth" when he received the bill for extractions ! ! . . . . . .well done Doris
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Date: 1/25/2012 5:16:00 PM
Just the title drew me in Doris; love the last line - it sure was a hoot! Luv, Lizzie
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Date: 1/24/2012 9:16:00 AM
witty and wonderful Doris.. how are u doing? I am in therapy for my hand and still living in Italy now.. got sized for prostetic fingers yesterday. oh joy.. this should be fun.. hope all is well with u ... see your poetry is as fantastic as ever my friend..
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Date: 1/24/2012 6:14:00 AM
well now those are seemingly ridiculous thoughts but in today's assinine court system and loop hole laced laws, the dog could have sued the boot owner for the dogs dentist bill , pain and suffering and getting boot wax in his mouth. Enjoyed the thought Doris.... I get alot of those!
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Date: 1/24/2012 2:37:00 AM
Doris this is my sense of humour, liked it thanks for your comments..David
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Date: 1/24/2012 12:14:00 AM
hahahaha. GREAT humor here with this. I got a (boot) kick out of it!
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Date: 1/24/2012 12:13:00 AM
sorry about your hip, Doris. I don't think my shoulder will ever be "right." And I don't dare do an MRI or something because my deductible on my new health care plan is so high. By the time it kicks in, I would have to have a small surgery. Damn these insurance companies.
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Date: 1/23/2012 9:49:00 PM
Hahahahaaha! You kill me, Doris! I will definitely add this to my favs List! Thanks for sharing. Love, Annalise
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Date: 1/23/2012 8:48:00 PM
Oh it is humorous and also sad- poor dog his teeth were so bad- and funny teeth were still imbedded in boot. LOL Blessings, Bren : )
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Date: 1/23/2012 8:10:00 PM
Ha,hahahaha,Ahem..(smile)Hahahahaha...I found it very funny.. :o) Nice one!
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Date: 1/23/2012 7:46:00 PM
made me laugh Doris, lovely to see some humorous poetry for a change. Elizabeth
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Date: 1/23/2012 7:08:00 PM
this is the first time justice has made the right disision in a crazy case like that one.
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Date: 1/23/2012 7:07:00 PM
Cute one..Have you expressed this idea to your father?...Enjoyed reading your very imaginative work..Mom...Thanks for the kind review of my finished work..Mom
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Date: 1/23/2012 7:05:00 PM
This is really funny. Don't think it could be true though. God Bless, JB Soup Mail
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