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An Ever Present Danger

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An Ever Present Danger

Sneezes travels at about 100 mph 40,000 droplets are ejected Traveling almost eleven feet Much further than expected Wondering if that applies to farts Heard they can be quite deadly Blowing big holes in undies Emitting an odorous medley Clocked at almost 10 feet per second That's roughly about 7 miles per hour Capable of setting fire to your jeans Have wilted pretty flowers People have been seriously injured Not wearing protective gear The recoil action can drive them Into walls and objects near Actually heard of this one poor chap Who's not longer able to speak The utterly intense reverberation Reduced his voice to a squeak Well now don't say I didn't warn you Bout this ever present danger Take heed and do have a happy life Advice from a caring stranger © Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 12/16/2012 10:51:00 AM
    Nice write. Danger is everywhere. Thanks for caring. Many blessings Lucilla

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/16/2012 5:19:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL Glad you liked it, my dear Lucilla! Merry Christmas, Jack
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 11:33:00 AM
    True... Deadly but silent some times, too! LOL... My Dad loved this one and the one and the potty problems one, too. I think Papa's perking up. He said he's tired of waiting to die... so he's decided to re-roof the house this spring! And take a few motorcycle trips to some designated meet ups... But he says he's not interested in girlfriends with benefits... at this moment... LOL... He's getting there.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/15/2012 2:33:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Absolutely fantastic news!!! Tell him the old geezer up here in Canada is cheering him on, "go get him, my friend!!!" Happy to hear he gets a kick out my poems about bums and farts! My kinda guy! LOL
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 10:55:00 AM
    You kill me Jack, you may not be silent but your words are deadly!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/15/2012 2:45:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    All us guys can relate to this one eh! LOL Ahhh potty humour... what would the world be like without it!
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 10:28:00 AM
    WHoa Jack! When you put it like that we have to take notice - sounds awfully serious, poor chap. Informative write this. Well done.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/15/2012 2:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I aim to please and inform... I hope it has enlightened you dear Vicky! LOL Big hugs, Jack xox