Alternate Real Reality Variation

Sometimes I'm not where most think me to be. I'm on another plane in a separate reality. I walk the shores of some of this planet's most beautiful beaches. I explore regions of unknown outer space beyond today's reaches. I also have the ability to slow down and suspend time. One minute in your reality can be a full year in mine and I assure you that my reality attained through transcendental meditation is just as real for me as what is real for you my friend. It's not a delusion. It's not an hallucination. It's An Alternate Real Reality Variation.