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Alice Mulligan

Alice Mulligan hailed from Killsoul
A red head who had a strange role
A brothel, she ran
Till one day a strange man
Sent Miss Mulligan right up the pole.

She couldn't believe her bad luck
She thought she'd managed to duck
An enormous erection
Escaped her protection
Poor Alice, she just ran amuck.

Day by day our Alice grew bigger
T'was a mystery who was the trigger
Now her business was finished
And Alice diminished
Thus ending her vim and her vigour.

entry for Deborah Guzzi's  Limerick competition   A young man who came from 

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  1. Date: 2/12/2011 10:39:00 AM
    Go on you good thing. They say that poets should not be afraid to be sentimental or shocking. One out of two aint bad. This is my sort of poetry. Eamon

  1. Date: 1/21/2011 4:15:00 AM
    I am stopping by this morning to read your amazing poetry, and to thank you for your kind comments on mine Deirdre. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 1/20/2011 9:41:00 AM
    Hi D. I loved this when you read. Pure Porn, you bad woman. Congratulations on your great success, Eamon

  1. Date: 1/19/2011 8:50:00 PM
    IN response to your comment, great (dirty) minds think alike. hahaha.

  1. Date: 1/19/2011 4:00:00 PM
    Do the who's #1 dance WHY YOU! Congrad's now return to your childhood and write one for the kiddies! Start da DUM da, da DUM da, da DUM da...this time! Light & Love

  1. Date: 1/19/2011 11:54:00 AM
    Deirdre, Congratulations on your win!

  1. Date: 1/19/2011 6:00:00 AM
    Congratulations Deirdre on your win in Deborah Guzzi's contest. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 1/19/2011 5:26:00 AM
    I'm gonna have to check out the rules for this one, there seems to be a theme running through some of these ! - congrats on you win with a very funny set of limericks

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 8:11:00 PM
    well, poor Alice Mulligan!! WAY TO GO on your number one win, Deirdre. Glad I finally get to see this one! Luv, Andrea

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 2:52:00 PM
    Super Limerick Deirdre, way to go. Congrats on your win in Deborah's contest....:)

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 12:11:00 PM
    Congrats Deirdre on your first place win in the Limerick contest by Debbie... a great entry and super write .. enjoy your top spot for a top notch poem with luv..

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 9:21:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win..Sara

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 8:39:00 AM
    FANTASTIC! Congratulations on your big win. Lainie

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 8:25:00 AM
    Congratulations on your fine win, Charles

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 8:08:00 AM
    Hi Deirdre - Congratulations on your BIG win in Deborah's contest. Best wishes, KC

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 8:07:00 AM
    Is nice to share first place with your poem. congratulations, Charles

  1. Date: 1/17/2011 3:42:00 AM
    I love reading limericks. I think I've read all the potential entries. Yours should definitely take 1st place. Very imaginative and clever. Take care. KC

  1. Date: 1/16/2011 3:36:00 PM
    Sad story of the readhead, Good luck in the contest, Deirdre

  1. Date: 1/16/2011 3:13:00 PM
    Good luck with the multiple Limericks..Thanks for stopping by..Sara

  1. Date: 1/16/2011 2:52:00 PM
    Excellent work, Deirdre. If Alice owned a brothel, it's easy to see why she wasn't sure "who was the trigger." I do suspect, however, it came from the man whose erection she though she had ducked. Best wishes for success in the contest! Love, Carolyn