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Aerial assault

If pigs could fly it wouldn’t be good
You’d have to go out with a brolly
Wear Wellington boots and waterproof suits
Life wouldn’t be happy or jolly

There’d be danger around every corner
You’d think in your car you’d be safe
But unless you’re under some cover
Either you or your car they will strafe

The Towns would be dirty and smelly
And slippery in the extreme
We’d have to employ a small army
In an effort to keep the streets clean

Now don’t you get all of a fluster
For the scientists haven’t yet found
The means of piggy propulsion
Or getting the beasts off the ground

If one day this nightmare should happen
It won’t come as any surprise
If they manage to get piggies airborne 
Then the price of bacon will rise

© John W Fenn  17-01-2009

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  1. Date: 8/17/2009 6:02:00 PM
    Another winner! If this is your style, have a look at Lee Leon's sheepie poems - I'm sure you'll like them. Of course, if pigs do fly it will be because they eat beans ... jet propulsion!

  1. Date: 8/17/2009 1:02:00 PM
    Love the humor. Get you put your thinking cap on and put this to pen. Sara