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Accepting the Bulge

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Accepting the Bulge

She went to the beach with a blanket.
Her fat all around...could not tuck-it.
String bikini and sand
Covered less than her hand.
Her spouse hid his head in a bucket.

Revised and reposted for Andrea's Limerick Contest

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  1. Date: 6/10/2012 4:34:00 PM
    Funny! Congratulations on your win!

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 7:08:00 AM
    Congrats on your first place win in Andrea's contest Dane Ann!

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 12:20:00 AM
    congrats on your super win, dane ann..:) huggs!

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 10:25:00 PM
    Ha! Dane Ann, a big souper congratulations on your 1st place victory in Andrea's limerick contest!

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 7:38:00 PM
    Oh!!! What a moment! So funny, dear Dane Ann! Congratulations on your First place! Ruben.

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 12:18:00 PM
    Congrats! Good one, thanks for the laugh...Tanya

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 12:10:00 PM
    Funny Dane Ann. congratulations. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 10:36:00 AM
    Smilin' here Dane Ann, This is great!!

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 9:34:00 AM
    Love it!!!! Congratulations, Dane Ann!!!

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 9:32:00 AM
    Congratulations on a winning limerick.

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 9:31:00 AM
    Congrats on a well deserved 1st Place, Dane Ann. Outstanding. Kudos. Have a great weekend. hugs, Ralph

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 7:03:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Dane Ann. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 6:54:00 AM
    Dane Ann congrats on your win..David

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 5:19:00 AM
    Congratulations on a fine limerick xx

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 4:27:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win! Terry

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 12:20:00 AM
    Congratulations on your first place win. I am sure glad you got this entered in the nick of time. I just LOVE how you end it with the husband's head in a bucket!!