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a weird cooking misadventure

Felines have a versatile paw
That unfolds a razor like claw
An apron has strings
That cats see as playthings
While scratching chef's butt 'til it's raw

Author's Note: This story was related to me by an attractive and shapely associate who claims she sometimes works in her kitchen dressed only in her bra and an apron.

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  1. Date: 6/10/2013 4:39:00 PM
    This is cute, reminds me of my orange cat, which is really my daughters cat. Thank you for saying such nice words on my poetry, I wasn't sure I even liked it when I wrote it ;}, I wrote one called " To Be Like You" ,,,,,, tell me what you think ;} have an awesome day!

  1. Date: 5/19/2013 11:41:00 PM
    oh, I sure liked the added footnote here!! and I love to see a limerick on felines!! by the way, your comment on melancholy memory was appreciated. yes, I think it all affects our thinking. I can never be entirely optimistic because of my childhood days in rainy washington and what came with it.

  1. Date: 5/19/2013 3:01:00 PM
    Hmmm...Ive just lost my appetite. BG