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A Weird Cooking Misadventure

Felines have a versatile paw That unfolds a razor like claw An apron has strings That cats see as playthings While scratching chef's butt 'til it's raw Author's Note: This story was related to me by an attractive and shapely associate who claims she sometimes works in her kitchen dressed only in her bra and an apron.

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Debbie Duncan

Date: 6/10/2013 4:39:00 PM

This is cute, reminds me of my orange cat, which is really my daughters cat. Thank you for saying such nice words on my poetry, I wasn't sure I even liked it when I wrote it ;}, I wrote one called " To Be Like You" ,,,,,, tell me what you think ;} have an awesome day!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/19/2013 11:41:00 PM

oh, I sure liked the added footnote here!! and I love to see a limerick on felines!! by the way, your comment on melancholy memory was appreciated. yes, I think it all affects our thinking. I can never be entirely optimistic because of my childhood days in rainy washington and what came with it.

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 5/19/2013 3:01:00 PM

Hmmm...Ive just lost my appetite. BG