A Visit To Hooters

A Visit To Hooters By Elton Camp Two young owls went for a night to carouse The place they saw, their interest did arouse “Hooters” was flashing on a big neon sign Its offerings they thought would be fine So they both agreed as to what they’d do “Let’s go inside to meet a chick or two” They entered the place and took a seat Expecting it to be a swinging owl retreat What else could “hooters” mean But soft feathers with a silky sheen So just imagine their utter surprise At the sight that met their eyes As they flew out, they angrily spat “Who would enjoy a thing like that”