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A Six Pack Love Affair

After one beer, I noticed her When first she did arrive After two beers, I finally could Look her in the eye After three beers, I walked over there Still feeling a bit too lame After four beers, I finally Got the nerve to ask her name After five beers, I asked her out With butterflies churning inside After six beers, I passed right out Without hearing what she replied It was a six pack love affair With a girl outside my league I needed the amber lubricant To put the courage inside of me But being a light weight I passed out upon the floor And when I awoke, the love of my life Had already walked out the door Oh well, maybe at the next party

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Date: 9/14/2014 9:07:00 AM
Love this write. Switch to whiskey it cranks the courage by the second shot and you do not pass out unless you take over 9 shots. Avery clever and entertaining write!!
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Date: 8/4/2014 5:53:00 PM
hahaha , a bit different from the norm, when it's the drunker guy falling for the girl who is ugly but gets prettier as the time goes!! Always fun to see what you have written, Joe.
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