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A Secret Funny Tale

This is going to be a secret funny tale not told before,but now I must tell some soupers are sending me sweet soupmails as if they are in a journey with me in love rail or taking me to a love island on a sail and they are doing it constantly without fail of course they are not male but female till now they are thinking that I'm a male I think it is my name that leaves a manly trail though never did I mention that I am a male enough is enough and now I am going to unveil who those soupers are to turn their faces pale. ** Do not forget to read what Andrea Dietrich wrote in her poem "A Soup Tragedy" in reply to this poem. =====================================

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  1. Date: 3/22/2013 4:23:00 PM
    KASH, A FINE WINNING POEM.... :-) , Congratulations in ANNE'S "any poem goes" contest. Take care~ Linda

  1. Date: 3/22/2013 8:00:00 AM
    Congrats, Kash on the funny witty poem :)

  1. Date: 3/21/2013 7:07:00 PM
    hahaha, I am glad you got on the winners list so now when people read MY reply they will understand better. Congrats AGAIN to you, my friend.

  1. Date: 3/21/2013 6:05:00 PM
    Congratulations on your great write Kash ..Donna

  1. Date: 3/21/2013 1:36:00 PM
    This made me laugh SO HARD!!! I loved it, thank you for participating in my contest and bringing me laughs along the way! :) Congrats!

  1. Date: 11/17/2012 1:50:00 PM
    hahaha, I remember the fun had with this poem of yours!! no, kash, I am not writing at my breakfast table (though I did one today while driving home from the gym, the short one using couplets for michael's contest). no, my fruit sonnet was pulled from one of my many chapbooks. I have at least 500 poems or more still not posted here at soup!!

  1. Date: 5/12/2012 7:08:00 PM
    I care not if your male or female and love poems I send you not. It is the friendship that I sought. I am not surprised for as I read your works I started to surmise. I bet you had a chuckle at the turn of events when treated as a male. Huggs TLee

  1. Date: 11/25/2011 12:21:00 PM
    this IS a funny poem, Kash, and I imagine their faces turned very pale. Love it! :) Catie

  1. Date: 9/3/2011 7:17:00 PM
    very bloody good mate, bit hard sometimes ..i get into trouble too....i call some girls mate and get told they are a lady:) might be mate:)

  1. Date: 9/3/2011 1:22:00 PM
    I knew this would place high! Super congrats, Kash! :)

  1. Date: 9/3/2011 3:37:00 AM
    A Third Place Win Congratulations. CR

  1. Date: 9/1/2011 9:30:00 PM
    I JUST saw what you "added" to the end of your poem - good one! Totally entertaining Mr. Kash!

  1. Date: 9/1/2011 9:27:00 PM
    Congrats on your placement in my sure do have us still guessing! Male/female, it does not are a wonderful poet. I never knew picking a contest like this to do would be so entertaining! Thanks for writing and for all the fun!

  1. Date: 9/1/2011 9:23:00 PM
    A nice ring around the rosie, Kashinath. If we beat the hedges enough we find the rose smell--- I mean male. Great to see your poem win third . Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 9/1/2011 11:40:00 AM
    Congrats Kash on your super third place win my friend.. great piece luv..

  1. Date: 9/1/2011 10:22:00 AM
    Hey, Congratulations, Kash. Very well deserved for your cleverness. And I hope now that the people here will believe your disclosure!! Thanks for the inspiration you gave me to do this contest too. Luv, Andrea

  1. Date: 9/1/2011 10:21:00 AM
    Kash! What was your female name??...oh dear, I can't remember!.....Oh, well. Maybe we will have a contest just to come up with the Perrrrrfect female name for Your poem was what poetry is all about,....releasing the inner child...and inviting others to join in on the fun...For this, ....I award you first place in my heart! My entire family was crazy about this contest...Shani did a wonderful job selecting the best! Gwendolen

  1. Date: 9/1/2011 9:46:00 AM
    Happy to see you up there Kash-again, great job :)

  1. Date: 9/1/2011 8:29:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win! As I said before, you have people thoroughly confused! So funny :P

  1. Date: 9/1/2011 7:16:00 AM
    Congratulations on your well deserved win in Shani's "Tell Me a Secret" contest Kashinath. Love,Carol