A Hole

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job. I'm just your average suburbanite slob. I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, while people behind me are going insane. I use public toilets and I urinate on the seat, I walk around in the summer saying, "How about this heat?" Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces. I've been asked, "How can you be so inconsiderate and bold?" My answer is simply, "I'm an A-Hole."