I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm just your average suburbanite slob.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
while people behind me are going insane.
I use public toilets and I urinate on the seat,
I walk around in the summer saying, "How about this heat?"
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I've been asked, "How can you be so inconsiderate and bold?"
My answer is simply, "I'm an A-Hole."
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