A Cure For Chocoholics

What I learned from the web today It’s a fact, not merely fiction That there’s a true addiction To chocolate that we can’t deny But the folks at Conjurer’s Kitchen Have come up with something *****in’ That all you chocoholics can now try Your sanity’s worth saving So to cure this chocolate craving They say you must eat something that you dread And to stop this awful yearning Their kitchen’s now is turning Out white chocolate life-like babies’ heads If white chocolate’s not your flavor Perhaps you might then favor An ethnic baby in some darker hue Either way they feel for sure These baby heads will cure Any chocolate cravings left in you