" On Line "

" On Line " I want one of those computers Superconductor duper super science fiction Like in the films you see Where the female efficient voice Tells me everything is working properly Punch up my memory boost and she quips “memory boost on line” thermal nuclear blaster trouble spot ? “on line” and then without even questioning she rattles through the anatomy and itinerary of my technological wizardry multi functional processor and “double” no “quadruple” dual core “chat with thousands of people at once…” “on line” “recording every piece of music ever made in the entire world….. “on line” “smashing and generally kicking the crap out of virus scanner…. “on line” “Trojan disinfection and nasty dental torture of their authors…… “on line” “connecting to the internet for free… “on line” “eliminating all computer hijacker, adverts, worms and spybots and castrating their authors ..is now…on line”. “you are now ready to have a trouble free and relaxing experience with your computer and the rest of the Internet….is now…………..on line” And I will sit there like some Battlestar Galactica Viper shinny suit as I surf the net At twice the speed of light. And there I’ll be fully downloaded, uploaded and completely free Of Microsoft and its bubble pops And net hang-ups and freezes And ITCP’s ( What ever that is ) Gargling with information The latest news and views I will cruise I will not surf I will cruise The electric highway And maybe, just maybe Have a trouble free Conversation with someone I cannot see To clearly.