Uncle Spelunker
Uncle was a spelunker
drove to the caves
in his clunker
(it was quite the junker)
without a sound
he sunk underground
pitch black as night
and on his hat
a bright white light
(the switch it was waterproof)
to see which stalagmites
might reach the roof
where stalactites
clung on tight
unafraid of bats
flitting around
never flunking
Uncle loved going down
but sorely and sad to say
on one of those getaways
a
...
Continue reading...
Categories:
waterproof, car, fun, humorous, word
Form: Rhyme
Waterproof Words
The words that I may express is wisdom of god in which I shield with waterproof wisdom guides that when spoken in his name I will acknowledge and use 100 percent etc of my time and to endlessly time that I have to display and shown from a main attraction that brighten the rooms dimmers.
...
Continue reading...
Categories:
waterproof, blessing, faith, god,
Form: Free verse
Waterproof Alsatian
Waterproof Alsatian
Alsatian dog lives under the sea
along with spoon billed turtle
and a dolphin who is normal.
Follow concrete pier into the shallows,
angling down into deeper water
light fading shines no more.
Here they play, special dog with
oily coat swimming and turning eating fish.
Surfaces to breathe, spoon billed turtle
is his
...
Continue reading...
Categories:
waterproof, animal, fantasy, humor, ocean,
Form: Verse
An Ad For the Perfect Waterproof Mattress Protector
The modern mattress
is what makes possible
modern sleep;
soft so I
model myself in it
like I'm to become
a plaster cast.
What's wrong? she asks
there's something bothering you.
The modern mattress
can hide the mite
that eats my skin
slough, lives small
excretes itch and sneezes.
Just anomie, I answer
nearness to old age,
a reminder of waste.
I will
sheath the
...
Continue reading...
Categories:
waterproof, depression, sleep,
Form: Free verse
Just Close Your Eyes By Waterproof Blonde
The hit single "Just close your Eyes" happens to be the best rock song of all time. It was
performed by Waterproof Blonde, but now the song's covered by Story of the Year. I can
listen to "Just Close Your Eyes" two ways, and it's the entrance theme song for WWE
wrestler, Christian. When I listen to this
...
Continue reading...
Categories:
waterproof, musicsong, song, drug,
Form: Epic