Short Baptists Poems
Short Baptists Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Baptists by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Baptists by length and keyword.
Many Rain Drops So Going Stops
there are ten rain drops
Hundred Baptists to church stops
going and floor mops...
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Categories:
baptists, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Need a Drink of Water Cactus a Footle- -
So hot this drought
actress actless
active status
campus fratus
student madness
Kansas baptists
tactile stratus
plastic, mattress
so hot, need drink
lactose liquid
fractus, cactus
gratis, tractive
fractus, cactus
fastest lactic
DRINKen cactus...
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Categories:
baptists, analogy, anxiety, appreciation, drink, water,
Form:
Footle
For All Good Baptists
Did you go to VBS as a child?
See if this brings back a memory??
I pledge allegiance to the Bible, God's holy word
I will make it a lamp unto my feet a light unto my path
and I will hide it's words in my heart that I might not sin against God.
I plegde allegiance to the christian flag and to the saviour for who's kingdom it
stands. One brotherhood uniting all christians in service and love!
not written by me!!...
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Categories:
baptists, history
Form:
I do not know?
The Control Connoisseur
• She was a control connoisseur.
• Her hair was afraid to move.
• Church ladies called her daily to ask permission
• To move a basket of flowers
• To open the Baptists' refrigerator
• To use the blue pitcher left by the last minister’s wife
• Her scotch tape was afraid to tear wrong.
• Her husband had to raise his hand to go to the bathroom.
• So glad he did not raise his hand to ask for children.
At least they were spared the control connoisseur....
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Categories:
baptists, humorous,
Form:
List