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Funny Quatern Poems

These Funny Quatern poems are examples of Quatern poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Quatern Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Shoulda Read the Fine Print
Shoulda read the fine print; my bad!
I’d still have my dog if I had,
but “no pets” the contract had said.
The dog’s with my ex now...

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Categories: funny,



Premium Member A Word of Advice
Leaving your wallet at home
Is not a great idea.
Being short of money
Also means short on beer....

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Categories: funny,

Of my lights and shadows
I reveal to the world, a side of me
A side known to be sweet, polite and funny
While I hide to the world, another side of...

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Categories: dark, light,

There in an ancient city
I wish to make love to him, this rival poet
I wish to take him there
Or rather, I wish he would take me there
So that no...

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Categories: angel, for him, heaven,

Premium Member Don't Jinx It
Whatever you do, don’t jinx it!
Don’t mess up something pointlessly!
If it isn’t broke, don’t fix it!
I’ve heard these words repeatedly.

I tend to over analyze--
(Whatever you...

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Categories: care, friendship, funny love,



Premium Member Missing
All those laughs I have been missing
Why is my life so serious?
A world wrapped, in so much happy
Should make my mind delirious 

I take myself...

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Categories: missing,

Premium Member Let Me out on Halloween
Give me a bucket, paint me green
let me go out on Halloween.
Hand me a light so I can see,
to scare someone other than me.

This is...

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Categories: funny, holiday, light, me,

Stupid Fights
Thunder went off last night
It was in my house in fact
My sister and I were arguing
I was going to be attacked
We were arguing over the...

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Categories: funny

~Second Guessing
~Second Guessing~

I use words to keep you second guessing
To remind us all this life is a blessing
Taking the morals most have left behind
And reinserting them...

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Categories: philosophy, visionarylife, life,

Premium Member The Chicken Instigator
All chickens here assembled, rise and fight.
It’s not enough the humans steal our eggs;
They cut our tender breasts, and that’s not right!
Stand tall upon your...

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Categories: funny,

TOAD IN THE ROAD
WITH THE SUNLIGHT ON MY FACE,
WHLE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD,
AS I LOOKED DOWN I SAW HIM,
WHO WAS IT, MISTER TOAD.

HE LOOKED AT ME WITH SOULFUL...

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Categories: funny