Funny Quatern Poems

CockaLeekie

I love my cockaleekie,
and if I could have my way.
I’d have my cockaleekie,
almost each and every day.

I love my cockaleekie,
and to it I will be...

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In the galaxy of regret and longing,
A wish called smiling love.
Time passes, I have stretched out my hands
To restore the bond from separation....

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This most peculiar man
Who did handstands in the pool
Always in the shallow end
In his speedo, to stay cool?

I've seen him dance in the street alone
This...

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One became two and two, many
Each dream image, an ego form
Embarks upon its soul journey 
Feeling currents, both cold and warm

Myriad objects, one subject 
One...

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Shoulda read the fine print; my bad!
I’d still have my dog if I had,
but “no pets” the contract had said.
The dog’s with my ex now...

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Leaving your wallet at home
Is not a great idea.
Being short of money
Also means short on beer....

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I reveal to the world, a side of me
A side known to be sweet, polite and funny
While I hide to the world, another side of...

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I wish to make love to him, this rival poet
I wish to take him there
Or rather, I wish he would take me there
So that no...

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Whatever you do, don’t jinx it!
Don’t mess up something pointlessly!
If it isn’t broke, don’t fix it!
I’ve heard these words repeatedly.

I tend to over analyze--
(Whatever you...

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All those laughs I have been missing
Why is my life so serious?
A world wrapped, in so much happy
Should make my mind delirious 

I take myself...

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Give me a bucket, paint me green
let me go out on Halloween.
Hand me a light so I can see,
to scare someone other than me.

This is...

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Thunder went off last night
It was in my house in fact
My sister and I were arguing
I was going to be attacked
We were arguing over the...

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~Second Guessing~

I use words to keep you second guessing
To remind us all this life is a blessing
Taking the morals most have left behind
And reinserting them...

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All chickens here assembled, rise and fight.
It’s not enough the humans steal our eggs;
They cut our tender breasts, and that’s not right!
Stand tall upon your...

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WITH THE SUNLIGHT ON MY FACE,
WHLE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD,
AS I LOOKED DOWN I SAW HIM,
WHO WAS IT, MISTER TOAD.

HE LOOKED AT ME WITH SOULFUL...

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