Nell Poems - Poems about Nell

a crabby courtesan does not do well when her meanness is seen by clientele the one I knew named angry night crawler Nell was so grouchy, she was a very hard sell the Madame found her a new place to dwell No one knows what happened to nasty old Nell...

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Her toenails are as thick as a tortoise shell She does not hesitate to tell Potentials suitors to go to h….. She has not been to charm school, says Cousin Kell Tough old bird with opinions most would never tell can perplex and stuplify with one old world spell we are fascinated yet terrified by our grandma Nell She calls us to...

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Admiring the finest gleaming gems of femininity I feel it in my polygamous heart Let thy lovers bath in the finest lather and salts Cleanse your minds to be at peace Like the finest roses that no longer sigh A stricken swain by voluptuous beauty and grace Consumed by this other worldly atmosphere The flames of my divine of electrifying inamoratas Their eyes...

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EVE NELL BY JOHN M. ARRIBAS EVA NELL WAS A BEAUTIFUL BABY, LATER A TEEN A GORGEOUS WOMAN, AS HAS EVER BEEN SEEN COQUETTISH, CHARMING, WITH INVITING SIGHS SOME SAID THERE WAS EVIL BEHIND THOSE EYES OF ALL THE MEN THAT PURSED HER EXOTIC CHARMS IT WASN’T A SURPRISE THAT SHE FELL INTO THE ARMS OF THE WEALTHIEST BACHELOR...

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"Darling, where have you been, Iv'e missed you so!" "Oh darling, I'm tewibbly sowwy, I forgot to tell you Where I went! I hijacked a lowwy; just told him to go Which he did. Awft to the bushes and went to the loo.!" "Oh darling, that must have been so tewibbly awful For you. Did the dwiver run away or...

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For Andrea’s contest Show me the Funny (part two) Eskimo Nell & the Door Repair Man Now Eskimo Nell Has a story to tell A tale, about my last visit Into her igloo I went through and through Though this entrance I’m told is illicit She said, “Just for you That one will do Coz the wind, it chills to the core Me back gets...

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A small whine in my ear. “Let me see. What have we here?” A new little monster with a pinched red face; Whose caterwauls usurp my place? “I wish. I wish.” I’d opened wide, My fledgling arms, let go my pride. My favorite dresses, my new toy, My Daddies lap, my mother’s joy; Curly blonde bundle so unlike me; Everything mine was given to...

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A small whine in my ear. “Let me see. What have we here?” A new little monster with a pinched red face; Whose caterwauls usurped my place? “I wish. I wish.” I’d opened wide, My fledgling arms, let go my pride. My favorite dresses, my new toy, My Daddies lap, my mothers joy; Curly blonde bundle so unlike me; Everything mine was given to...

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