Nell Poems

Night Crawler Nell a Crabby Courtesan

a crabby courtesan does not do well
when her meanness is seen by clientele
the one I knew named angry night crawler Nell
was so grouchy, she was a very hard sell
the Madame found her a new place to dwell
No one knows what happened to nasty old Nell

Categories: nell, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Monorhyme

Our Grandma Nell

Her toenails are as thick as a tortoise shell
She does not hesitate to tell
Potentials suitors to go to h…..
She has not been to charm school, says Cousin Kell

Tough old bird with opinions most would never tell
can perplex and stuplify with one old world spell
we are fascinated yet terrified by our grandma Nell
She calls us to

Categories: nell, humorous,
Form: Monorhyme

Vita Nell' Harem

Admiring the finest gleaming gems of femininity
I feel it in my polygamous heart
Let thy lovers bath in the finest lather and salts
Cleanse your minds to be at peace
Like the finest roses that no longer sigh
A stricken swain by voluptuous beauty and grace
Consumed by this other worldly atmosphere
The flames of my divine of electrifying inamoratas
Their eyes

Categories: nell, fantasy, love, lust,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Eva Nell

EVE NELL
BY

JOHN M. ARRIBAS

EVA NELL WAS A BEAUTIFUL BABY,  LATER A TEEN
A GORGEOUS WOMAN,  AS HAS EVER BEEN SEEN
COQUETTISH, CHARMING, WITH  INVITING SIGHS
SOME SAID THERE WAS EVIL BEHIND THOSE EYES
OF ALL THE MEN THAT PURSED HER EXOTIC  CHARMS
IT WASN’T A SURPRISE THAT SHE FELL INTO THE ARMS
OF THE WEALTHIEST  BACHELOR

Categories: nell, allegory, betrayal, dark, irony,
Form: Rhyme

Nell and Berti

"Darling, where have you been, Iv'e missed you so!"
"Oh darling, I'm tewibbly sowwy, I forgot to tell you
Where I went! I hijacked a lowwy; just told him to go
Which he did. Awft to the bushes and went to the loo.!"

"Oh darling, that must have been so tewibbly awful
For you. Did the dwiver run away or

Categories: nell, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Eskimo Nell and the Door Repair Man

For Andrea’s contest 
Show me the Funny (part two)

Eskimo Nell & the Door Repair Man

Now Eskimo Nell 
Has a story to tell
A tale, about my last visit
Into her igloo
I went through and through
Though this entrance I’m told is illicit

She said, “Just for you
That one will do
Coz the wind, it chills to the core
Me back gets

Categories: nell, humorous,
Form: I do not know?

To My Sister Little Nell

A small whine in my ear.
“Let me see. What have we here?”
A new little monster with a pinched red face;
Whose caterwauls usurp my place?

“I wish. I wish.” I’d opened wide,
My fledgling arms, let go my pride.

My favorite dresses, my new toy,
My Daddies lap, my mother’s joy;
Curly blonde bundle so unlike me;
Everything mine was given to

Categories: nell, sisterme,
Form: Rhyme

Little Nell

A small whine in my ear.
“Let me see. What have we here?”
A new little monster with a pinched red face;
Whose caterwauls usurped my place?

“I wish. I wish.” I’d opened wide,
My fledgling arms, let go my pride.

My favorite dresses, my new toy,
My Daddies lap, my mothers joy;
Curly blonde bundle so unlike me;
Everything mine was given to

Categories: nell, familyme,
Form: Rhyme