An Afraid Manchester United Fan
He is Anderson Dan,
A Man U Fanatical fan;
Only five minutes ago,
To Hell did go ...
Indeed, nearly mad ran,
Man U supposing in some frying pan,
Having Chelsea’s thrust lifted a ban;
In a match Chelsea had been A Titan,
Easily to Man U telling “I can”
And once again “That Chelsea can”.
Bamboozled Anderson Dan,
Had to forget his being a Man:
“Oh!”
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Categories:
fanatical, anxiety, conflict, courage, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Judgement Day
Everyday when you get out of bed
There's a beckoning call that longs to be fed
It's plate's made of covetous and crisp bacon of shame
The cross-cut toast spread with crass a melancholy so lame
Berries and cream band together as a team
As the banana for your Kellogg's picture perfect for the frame
The oats and honey yet earthy,
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Categories:
fanatical, abuse, allegory, angst, day,
Form: Verse
They Are Fanatical Blind
They are religious;
revolutionist! rebellious,
They think they are righteous;
That’s why they are intolerable
If anyone, against of them, bubbles
They are wise also;
But in their fanatical sense!
They are conscientious also;
But in their fanatical following trance!
They are fanatical blind
On their path they make them unkind!
This is their belief;
They won’t be relief
from their fantasy myth!
-June
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Categories:
fanatical, faith, satire,
Form: Free verse
Categories:
fanatical, leadership, satire, senses,
Form: Triolet
The Fanatical Addict
Her husband told her
that her get up and go
must have gotten up and left,
because his wife spent most of her time
watching tv or being on the internet,
saying she never got any exercise,
she replied "yes I do, I'm always
"surfing" the channels or going
on "safaris" on the net!"
he said "honey, at least go outside
and walk somewhere with
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Categories:
fanatical, addiction, humor,
Form: Light Verse
The Fanatical Dog Lover
The Fanatical Dog Lover
By Elton Camp
Dog ownership has much to commend
Fido can be a companion and friend
From his master, he will never swerve
Giving love even when it’s not deserved
This isn’t written, canines to condemn
But to rebuke any too devoted to them
Sue is one of those about whom I write
Her several dogs are a shame and
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Categories:
fanatical, animal, house, husband, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Fanatical Enforcement of the Law
Fanatical Enforcement of the Law
By Elton Camp
Because it was parked illegally on the street,
This vehicle with the zealous cop did meet
If anyone dares to use the “No Parking” zone,
When he comes back, then his car will be gone
That it was a hearse and a funeral underway
Doesn’t matter for, “The law all must obey”
The pallbearers
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Categories:
fanatical, people
Form: Rhyme