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Apologizing Without Apoligizing

...If I was being an ass
And no reason would make up for it,

If I was acting like a douche bag
And tempers had been tested

If I was a buzzkill
And it becomes contagious

If I became a monster...

Categories: douche bag, sorry,
Form: Free verse

Should the Levee Ever Break, Act 1, Scene 3, Part 4

...Steve: This sounds like the traditional Hindu caste system. I get it; all that Kama Sutra stuff.

John: You mean Kama Sutra IPA? It’s a local brew. Not bad.

Steve: Douche bag say wha?

John: W...

Categories: douche bag, allegory, society,
Form: Prose Poetry

Shameful Ex-Boyfriend

...My soul urns for justice and it’s own freedom why is this sh** keep me awake and everything else continuously makes me break I am demonstrating my fake famous traits amazingly entertaining everyone a...

Categories: douche bag, abuse, anger, anti bullying,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Tale About a Mouse

...She was tidying up the food store,
then soon a mouse appeared on a shelf.
"What a cuuuute lil thing....." she whispered.
So touched by it's white fur and pink nose,
that she called her husband fr...

Categories: douche bag, hilarious, humor, imagery, life,
Form: Narrative

Quote Me Rumi

...I am tired of licking people's boots;
I am tired of being stepped on like a doormat;
I am tired of being punched like a douche-bag.

No more will I turn my cheek to be sprinkled on spray,
for th...

Categories: douche bag, change, identity, imagery, inspiration,
Form: Free verse

Roughneck

...You marketing types love us.
Blue all over, fear of nothing a man can throw,
Quick to bow down when the boss come by...
not the one paying me...., 
but the one who rules my roost. 

Day breaks ...

Categories: douche bag, fun, work,
Form: Free verse

You Are Special

...You are the Evening Star glowing in the night sky;
no one can replace the radiance within you. People tell you that you are not cool,
smart, talkative, real.....making you to feel like a douche bag...

Categories: douche bag, art, hope, inspirational, life,
Form: Free verse

I'Ll Be Back

...Hardships have hit my ego,
like a kick-boxer punching a douche bag;
my record as an artist has been compromised;
my back has been against the wall for too long.

My painting style looks clashed;...

Categories: douche bag, art, change, courage, faith,
Form: Free verse

The Super American

...WWII has been over for 66 years & 
for some reason those responsible for the production of captain america: the first avenger
 think that now is a good time to bring back a douche bag 
who was ori...

Categories: douche bag, lifewar, film, time, war,
Form: Free verse