Douche Bag Poems - Poems about Douche Bag

...If I was being an ass And no reason would make up for it, If I was acting like a douche bag And tempers had been tested If I was a buzzkill And it becomes contagious If I became a monster......Read the rest...

...Steve: This sounds like the traditional Hindu caste system. I get it; all that Kama Sutra stuff. John: You mean Kama Sutra IPA? It’s a local brew. Not bad. Steve: Douche bag say wha? John: W......Read the rest...

...My soul urns for justice and it’s own freedom why is this sh** keep me awake and everything else continuously makes me break I am demonstrating my fake famous traits amazingly entertaining everyone a......Read the rest...

...She was tidying up the food store, then soon a mouse appeared on a shelf. "What a cuuuute lil thing....." she whispered. So touched by it's white fur and pink nose, that she called her husband fr......Read the rest...

...I am tired of licking people's boots; I am tired of being stepped on like a doormat; I am tired of being punched like a douche-bag. No more will I turn my cheek to be sprinkled on spray, for th......Read the rest...

...You marketing types love us. Blue all over, fear of nothing a man can throw, Quick to bow down when the boss come by... not the one paying me...., but the one who rules my roost. Day breaks ......Read the rest...

...You are the Evening Star glowing in the night sky; no one can replace the radiance within you. People tell you that you are not cool, smart, talkative, real.....making you to feel like a douche bag......Read the rest...

...Hardships have hit my ego, like a kick-boxer punching a douche bag; my record as an artist has been compromised; my back has been against the wall for too long. My painting style looks clashed;......Read the rest...

...WWII has been over for 66 years & for some reason those responsible for the production of captain america: the first avenger think that now is a good time to bring back a douche bag who was ori......Read the rest...