She Exposed Her Chinchilla
There once was a gal named Patricia
She was known for her sexy charisma
She'd parade round town
Guys would gather round
As she danced she exposed her chinchilla
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Categories:
chinchilla, fun,
Form: Limerick
A Chinchilla and a Chimpanzee Walked Into a Bar
"A chinchilla and a chimpanzee walked into a bar," my
grandson says, smugly, with that smile.
Where? I ask. The U.S.? England? The Neverlands?
He gives me a slow head shake ‘no’.
Kenya? The Isle of Man? Timbuktu?
South America? Guatemala? Italy?
I am being ridiculous, but as Grandma, it is my job.
I can tell that he is losing
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Categories:
chinchilla, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Zila the Chinchilla
Zila 'the killa' chinchilla as he was known
Sat in his villa on his golden throne
He was a marvel a maverick a real joker
A prancer, a chancer, a lifelong nonsmoker
Our boy 'the killa'.
Never mediocre, always bodacious
With girls he was, I say, flirtatious
Feeling alive never monotonous so audacious
Fur so soft they cried "goodness gracious".
That a
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Categories:
chinchilla, celebration, confidence, dedication, giggle,
Form: Limerick
She Exposed Her Chinchilla
There once was a gal named Patricia
She was known for her sexy charisma
She'd parade round town
Guys would gather round
As she danced she exposed her chinchilla
...
Continue reading...
Categories:
chinchilla, humorous,
Form: Limerick
She Exposed Her Chinchilla
There once was a gal named Patricia
She was known for her sexy charisma
She'd parade round town
Guys would gather round
As she danced she exposed her chinchilla
© Jack Ellison 2015
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Categories:
chinchilla, funny,
Form: Limerick